by Kim on Saturday, September 25, 2010

Incredulous Kristy Does Not Have Time For Your Gum Chewing Shenanigans
Guys, look at this fucking book cover. It is practically a meme in itself. First of all, Claudia's room appears to be a barren, orange-carpeted wasteland. Isn't club headquarters supposed to be crowded and messy and full of art supplies and old Halloween candy? (Illustrator: "Look, I put a painting of Hershey's Kisses on the wall, what more do you want.") Secondly, Jessi (wearing some weird shiny leggings that look suspiciously Dov Charney approved) is clearly thinking "oh shit, I am so screwed right now." Wendy (the Bad Baby-sitter of the title) is like "what? This ain't your castle, I can chew some damn gum. Jeez."

Kristy . . . is wearing the bitchiest bitchface of all the bitchfaces. I can't stop staring. It's amazing. Let's take a closer look.

Wow.

Since you guys make me laugh regularly, I'm pretty sure you can come up with a better caption for her than I can. So I made a memegenerator template for her. I call her Incredulous Kristy, but you can call her whatever you want. If you come up with something funny, please make an image and leave me a comment with a link to your creation. Funniest image wins the dubious prize of a beat up copy of Claudia's Book, where you can learn all about the formative events that made Kishi the artist and bad speller she is today.

31 comments

I never realized how much fun it is to caption BSC covers. Can we do this every week? Here's mine:

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2761824/Imma-demote-you-to-junior-officer

by Michelle on 1:36 PM. #

I heart slash hate Kristy so much.

Olive

www.VisforOlive.blogspot.com

by Anonymous on 5:57 PM. #

Ha ha, this is the most hillarious cover I've seen in a while!

Here's my link. = )

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2767631/Oh-my-GAWD-the-smell-of-gum-makes-me-sick-when-Im-stoned

P.S. I love your blog!

by Raindrop on 8:25 PM. #

Wow... here's my whatchamacallit: http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2769692/You-nitwit-Cant-you-see-Im-reading-the-record-book

by The_Mistletoe289 on 10:40 PM. #

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2774064/Waddya-mean-double-denim-is-a-bad-idea

by theslowcollapse on 3:20 AM. #

Your blog makes the world a better place. Here's my image!

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2775116/Goddammit-I-should-have-just-been-a-drug-dealer

by Anonymous on 5:03 AM. #

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by Anonymous on 5:03 AM. #

Mine: http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2781494/See-Dawn-I-too-can-rock-the-Texas-Tuxedo

by Staff on 4:44 PM. #

I can't come up with anything funny for the cover, but my book's previous owner can: On my copy (which came from a thrift store), the previous owner used a pen or pencil to make an indent on Kristy's hand to make it look like she was giving the finger.

by Stephanie on 10:28 PM. #

"Bitch, what do you mean you didn't read the club notebook?"

this is fun! caption contests every week :)

quidbitch.blogspot.com

by Linnie Binnie on 10:58 PM. #

I was such a Kristy growing up, despite the fact that I thought was was like Claudia and decided hiding candy all around my room was cool.

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2789590/There-is-no-crying-in-babysitting

by btr2272 on 11:56 PM. #

this was so much fun! here's mine:

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2799151/MALLORY-STOP-TRYING-TO-MAKE-DIBBLE-HAPPEN-ITS-NOT-GOING-TO-HAPPEN

by mcspanish on 3:28 PM. #

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2771024/Blow-kid-kit-money-on-slouchy-socks-Eat-entire-candy-stash-in-one-go

I thought I'd hark back to the original meme somewhat.

by Ming on 7:19 PM. #

This is awesome. Here's mine

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2803309/You-better-be-digging-for-your-dues-And-not-some-frickin-candy-bar

by owlshoes on 7:22 PM. #

Kristy Thomas is the BSC's HBIC, obviously. ;)

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2803778/Bitch-please-Im-Kristy-Thomas-

by Unknown on 7:41 PM. #

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2804447/Yes-Jesse-you-CAN-get-a-yeast-infection-from-always-wearing-those-damn-leotards-Claud-pass-me-someth

Here's mine!
<3 for BSC

by PleaseEatSomething on 8:17 PM. #

I dont have a meme but these are awesome. I could never understand why Ann M Martin loved Kristy so much!

by winstonegbert on 10:44 PM. #

ROFL oh Kristy, how I love you.

Another illustration scheduled for later today :)

And just wondering,did you ever see in the books if Mom & Pop Kishi speaking Japanese? or Mimi?

by E N T R O P I F I C U S on 4:00 AM. #

love your blog!

heres mine

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2811400/what-do-you-mean-two-tone-all-denim-outfits-arent-cool

by bebegalonfacebook on 5:46 AM. #

Such a brilliant idea. I MAY have made a bunch... but I'm most pleased with this one:

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2782719/Excuse-you-The-pizza-toast-commences-when-I-say-so

by lemonpants on 5:31 PM. #

I love you have dedicated a blog to Claudia. The way her fashion was described in the BSC books was my fave part.
Thank you!

by Carly Findlay on 7:27 AM. #

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2834460/What-the-frank-are-you-looking-at-I-will-punch-you-in-the-face


I hope you approve. (obvs I said frank meaning something else?)

by WorthyStyle on 12:30 PM. #

For mine, I chose to combine the whimsy of the classic 1995 film, Clueless ("Do you even KNOW who my father is??!") with the timeless expression on Kristy's decidedly bitch-face (and the ghost-writers' penchant to repeatedly mention just how wealthy Watson is)

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2837262/Do-you-even-know-who-my-stepfather-is

by krossetti on 4:07 PM. #

THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME SINCE...

well, since i found "what claudia wore" in the first place! i'mma go follow thee tumblr nau!

by OwlFace on 8:05 PM. #

love the blog! here's mine:
http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/2844944/STONED-Im-Not-Fucking-Stoned

by Unknown on 12:16 AM. #

Got my boyfriend in your showah...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqNgAlMLjhk

by the.bleach on 6:47 PM. #

I'm late to the party, but as someone who idolized Kristy, I'm going to be doing this all night. So much better than Insanity Wolf.

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/3043637/A-diabetic-coma-Again-Cant-the-bitch-just-eat-an-apple

by Amanda on 1:49 AM. #

Just came across this and had to add mine:

President Forever

by beppinsan on 12:08 AM. #

I had way too much fun with this. http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/3579269/Anything-else-Watson-is-making-fondue-tonight

by Natty on 4:37 AM. #

This was fantastic. Great idea!!

http://memegenerator.net/Incredulous-Kristy/ImageMacro/3581397/Cokie-Mason-Id-tap-that

by Alaina on 9:45 AM. #

Sadly, that meme generator is no more. No surprise, since I'm two years late to the party. But I think I'd have gone for:

Duh, it's like, the *first* rule of the club.

You don't talk about Babysitters' Club.

by Sati on 7:26 PM. #

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